6.30.2009

when I grow up. .

I want to be

an elementary teacher
a designer
a therapist
a musician
a tech gal
a computer engineer
video editor
a children's book author
an english teacher
a traveler
a dancer
a writer
a photographer
an architect
an interior designer
a wedding planner
a maker of wedding invitations
a cute business owner
an artist
a chef
a trail guide
a kayak instructor
a nurse
a wife
a preschool teacher
a social worker
a mom
a grandmother



yeah. sounds about right.

6.28.2009

Mc. .. Mc. . . Michael Jackson



Three things.

Thing One.
We were watching the news today.
It's pretty sad that Michael Jackson died and stuff. . .
We were all pretty worked up,
Except for my dad.
Who we kept entertained by saying 'Freak' throughout the program.
But the BEST part of the night was when the news reporter introduced their attorney, 'Mc. . Mc. . McMullin'.
This was funny because it took us back to McDonalds three years ago, when we were hungry and traveling. and my dad ordered a 'Mc. . Mc. . Mcnugget'.
So when the news reporter stumbled on his mcs, naturally, we laughed for like ten mintues.

Thing Two.
In mission prep this morning, a man said that he went to seoul korea on his mission. I turned to Christine, and said, "Michael Jensen is there!". She turned to me and was like "He died, Lauren." I couldn't believe it. And was extremely confused as to why I hadn't heard this. Tears were almost coming out of my eyes, and I asked "Like on his mission, as an elder?" She looked confused and really slowly said, "M i c h a e l J a c k s o n d i e d." Oh. . . Michael JACKSON. Then I laughed, extremely relieved.

Thing Three.
Michael Jackson was great. I wish that all music videos were as cool as his were. Way cool. It's true, he was a bit of a freak, with his umbrella and everything else. But great.



My Favorite:
YouTube - Michael Jackson - Bad

6.26.2009

All In Five Days

2 credits.
Kind strangers.
Funny friends.
Folk Songs.
Rounds. Rounds. and Rounds.
Xylophones.
5 Dollar Foot Long.
Craig Jessop.
Chocolat.
Best friends.
Slim Fasts and Spagetti.
Curlers.
Adult-aged Children.
Cruella DeVille.
Interpretative Dance.
Boom Boom Pow.
Lost phone x 6.
Dr. Pepper.
Wrong car?
Wilderness Pee.
A Thousand Splendid Suns.
16 year old boys.
Engagement rings.
Blowing on faces.
Wal Mart Runs.
Giggles.
Surprises.
Campfires.
Night dancing?
Wi Fi Searching.
Cupcakes.
Percussion.
Homework Rythmns.
Recorders.
Chants.
Games.
Folk Dances.
Discrimination.
Dancing.
Love.
Music.

6.23.2009

My Week

has felt like this.
Except just add some dancing, recorders, and instead of harry potter characters, replace that with old folk songs and other fun songs.

6.21.2009

It's Fathers Day Today


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And my father wins!

because he is the funniest person I know.

The other day I got a random letter from my good friend's mission companion. Haha. Enclosed with the letter, was a picture. Him and a Tongan companion. On the back it said, 'I'm on the right - not the Tongan'.

My dad of course had to come up with something way better to send back. In the morning I woke up and found on the counter two photo shopped pictures with me and various Tongan women, explaining to this guy which one I was. Not the Tongan, that is.

He loves Seinfeld. And Jerry sometimes reminds me of him. Especially this episode.



He always talks about how he is going to be so scary when someone picks us up from a date or something, and jokes about sitting on the porch with a gun, which would never be found in our home. But, for some reason, when the boys get to the door he just smiles and laughs and the threatening words never come. Which I think is funny.

Also, he nicknames people a lot. Which makes me laugh. Rylee Jo Swandive, McHenry, Ereeka, Asquexis, Elixer, Squash Monster, Tanya, Sister Blackham, Austonian, Bailey, Shad, Charles (Manson). And all my friends right now he just groups together as Donald Duck's nephews: Dewey, Huey, and Lewey and sometimes adds random rhymes.

Thanks to him, I'm a little bit funny sometimes.

I just love my daddy.

6.20.2009

Also . . .


My best friend is ENGAGED!

Yay!

I'm so excited.

Orange

Orange is one of my favorite colors.

I bought an orange tank-top today.

Just for her.

Because Orange can really brighten any day.